We're not telling you to shut your mouth or anything…
But we are saying you should tape it. 🤐
As you may have heard by now, we've fully restocked our Hostage Mouth Tape.
Due to absolutely overwhelming demand, we had been completely sold out since late September.
But now we're back.
And this time we came prepared with an even beefier supply.
We would say our mouth tape is selling "faster than hot cakes," but that would be an understatement.
Seriously…how quickly do hot cakes even sell these days? Why is that even an expression?
(Hit us up if you know because we're curious)
Here's the bottom line: No matter how quickly hot cakes might be selling in 2023, Hostage Tape is selling faster.
And now the moment of truth: Why is Hostage Tape selling so fast?
It all comes down to one simple reason.
More and more people are catching on to the harms of mouth breathing.
And the easiest way to cut it out is with a piece of Hostage Tape.
Here's what mouth breathing does to you:
- It's the leading cause of snoring.
- It leads to bad breath (or halitosis).
- It's often the silent cause of chronic fatigue.
- It contributes to brain fog (especially when you first wake up).
- And it increases your blood pressure.
We didn't even list all the mouth-breathing side effects there, but yikes…
Nose breathing, on the other hand, reverses every single one of those issues.
Here's some of the health benefits associated with nasal breathing:
- Helps your lungs absorb 18% more oxygen than when you're breathing through your mouth.
- Reduces or completely eliminates snoring.
- Signals your body to produce more nitric oxide, which reduces inflammation, boosts your immune system, and regulates your blood pressure.
- Naturally reduces anxiety.
Need we say more?
GET YOUR HOSTAGE TAPE SUPPLY BEFORE IT'S GONE.
'Till next time,
The Hostage Tape Nose-Breathers Club
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