Everything we can't stop loving, hating, and thinking about this week from BravoCon. |
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Hello from Las Vegas! Thousands of reality-TV fans have descended on the greatest/weirdest place in the country—depending on your mood and drink count—for BravoCon. They all arrived with the two permanent accessories that will be glued to their hands for the three-day affair: a phone frozen in selfie mode, and a glass of pinot grigio. I have made the trip along with my two Bravo babes at The Daily Beast's Obsessed, Kyndall Cunningham and Coleman Spilde. We are here to provide you with behind-the-scenes access to the biggest fan convention in reality television: all the scoops, all the interviews, and all the gossipy reports about how silly everyone is being. My day in the media room started with an Irish ray of sunshine: Daisy Kelliher from Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. While wearing a white sequined dress that did more to wake me up than my (several cups of) coffee, she talked about how the days of filming that Below Deck fans assume are the worst for her are actually her favorite. "I can wake up in the best mood and go to bed crying, and vice versa," she said about the show, while simultaneously auditioning to be my new therapist. "It's like in Ireland: We have four kinds of weather in one day—four seasons." She led a parade of Below Deck yachties from all over the world. And yes, Captain Glen really is that nice in person. I caught up with Andy Cohen when he was fresh off his Ask Andy panel, where he gave his reaction to the recent calls for a "reality reckoning," especially in response to a recent Vanity Fair article. (A "factually incorrect rehash of old stories," he called it.) Being at BravoCon with fans, he said, puts things in perspective. "I think what it reinforces is how intense the fandom is, and how happy this makes people," he told me. "You can't make that up. You can't bottle it. That's what I learn every year [at BravoCon]. It's like, wow, this is just about the shows, and it's really cool." BravoCon is a special kind of fever dream, where fans get to pay lots of money for photo ops with their favorite stars, and yet also boo them when they are on stage appearing at panels (hi, Tom Sandoval!). At The Bravos on Friday night, the "after" bodies from Ozempic regimens were so proudly on display, I'm confused why there weren't some vials in a tote bag for me to grab on the way out. Was it not the evening's sponsor? (My DMs are open; shall we gossip?)
To give you a behind-the-scenes look at all the magic and mayhem, our Obsessed crew is going to catch you up on what you missed. (You might say we are going to…mention it all.) —Kevin Fallon
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Bravo Really Wants to Get Capt. Jason Laid: I got to attend the Friday night taping of The Bravos (think The Emmys, but for Bravo). The hunky Below Deck: Down Under captain, Jason Chambers, may have gotten the most screen time of anyone outside of host Andy Cohen. Cohen at one point paraded him around to all the single female Bravolebs to gauge interest, and then asked the audience if they thought Chambers would get lucky at BravoCon. Sonja Morgan turned her head around like an owl from a few rows ahead of him to scream, "Yes!" —KF |
Is Real Housewives of Atlanta in Its Flop Era?: If you watched the last three seasons, you already know the answer to this question. But wow, the turnout for the RHOA panel was not what you would expect from one of the most popular franchises on Bravo. I felt bad that cast members had to look at so many gaps in the audience. However, the fans that did show up were very vocal and happy to be there. This was certainly a less awkward dynamic than drawing a big yet visibly bored crowd (*coughs* Summer House). —Kyndall Cunningham |
Shannon Beador, the New People's Princess: There was a bloodcurdling scream every five minutes like clockwork at BravoCon. But there was no shrieking like when Shannon Beador strutted into the Bravo Bazaar to hock her Real for Real supplements and take photos with every last attendee. Looking slim and trim (it's the supplements, not Ozempic, you guys!), Beador proved she had come out of her arrest drama a new woman. —Coleman Spilde |
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Tom Sandoval Has Ruined Kilts Now: Tom Sandoval's attempts to mimic Harry Styles' aesthetic have not been subtle. His chipped White-Out manicure was an eyesore all throughout Season 10 of Vanderpump Rules. His hair is getting longer and greaser. And now, as of BravoCon 2023, he's wearing kilts. Don't get me wrong. If Steve Lacy wore the exact same outfit Sandoval wore to this panel, I would've probably called it a slay. But Sandoval's entire personality is antithetical to slaying. So it just looks extremely try-hard. Try again! —KC |
Tamra Judge Gets An Unofficial New Last Name: While the BravoCon crowds were a bit more tame on the first day than expected, the RHOC panel lit a few people up. (Vicki Gunvalson has that effect on people, sort of like Bird Box—no, I don't remember the plot of Bird Box.) A few times that Tamra Judge spoke, a bleach blonde woman in the audience screamed, "Fire her, fire her!" If her point wasn't clear enough, she followed up with, "Tamra Sludge!" before security made eyes at her and she fell silent for the remainder of the panel. —CS |
A Below Deck: Vegas Spin-Off? No one seems to be more excited to be in Las Vegas than the Below Deck yachties. These people may have sailed through various paradises, but apparently the Mediterranean doesn't hold a candle to Sin City. "Tonight, are we gonna get lit?" Natalya Scudder joked—or maybe not—to her co-star Luka Keoni, after we obsessed over his biggest hardship being how much people talk about how handsome he is. "I think we will get lit tonight," he said, laughing. When I caught up with their co-star Kyle Viljoen, he confided in me that he was already "a tiny bit tipsy." (I will not reveal what time it was.) And asked what their wild Vegas plans were, Below Deck: Caribbean stars Fraser Oleander and Capt. Kerry Titheradge gave a naughty smirk. —KF |
Jason and Gizelle Are Not a Couple: To no one's surprise, RHOP star Gizelle Bryant's romance with Winter House's Jason Cameron doesn't not involve labels. At the Winter House panel, the 37-year-old model said that he and Bryant don't call each other boyfriend and girlfriend ,but enjoy each other's company. (According to him, she can throw back tequila shots with the best of them.) A no-strings-attached situation is perfectly fine! Unfortunately, this revelation will inevitably be used against Bryant by her castmates, who already think all of her relationships are fake. —KC |
Charming in the Face of a Scandal: Summer House star Carl Radke made his way down the red carpet being asked question after question about what happened between him and Lindsay Hubbard, smiling through it all and looking very earnest. (And tall, with extremely white teeth.) What happened was hideous. But give the guy credit: He aced Bravo media training. —KF |
Heartwarming Moments of Mother-Son Bonding: The Season 2 premiere of Real Housewives of Dubai screened for audiences to cap off BravoCon day one, and no other moment stuck with us quite like Sarah Almadani rock climbing with her son. The two of them are having a nice, wholesome time, until Almadani asks if it looks like she has a wedgie. Her son takes one look at her ass in a harness and says, "Mom, you're thick!" Heartwarming. —CS |
Chicken Tenders and Tender Moments: At BravoCon, everyone is making friends with every single person they see. But it was a woman who was flaunting a shirt patterned with a collage of Real Housewife mugshots from Etsy that had people really excited. They even asked for her photo! At BravoCon, we're all Bravolebs. It was a much nicer moment of camaraderie than we had with the chicken tenders that were so stale they almost broke my teeth. Oh well, we're not here for the food. —CS |
Summer House's Amanda Batula Defends No-Shoes: One of the grossest things to come out of last year's BravoCon (via Real Housewives of Potomac stars Gizelle Byrant and Robyn Dixon) was that Amanda Batula walk into the Javits Center bathroom barefoot. When this was brought up during the Summer House panel this year, Batula stood ten toes down in her grossness and said she had a tummy ache that day (which is not an excuse?). She also called herself a flower child, claiming she loves being in "nature," which is the opposite of a urine-covered tile floor if you ask me. [Addendum from Kevin: This was also the first "Squash That Beef!" segment at Friday night's The Bravos taping.] —KC |
Housewives of the People: A BravoCon press line is long, and it is, I would imagine, fairly monotonous. (Though, for every same question a Bravoleb got about the thing they already answered in their cast's panel, they all also were asked to do a ridiculous TikTok for a random website—variety is the spice of life!) On Day 1, Real Housewives of Potomac's Ashley Darby, Karen Huger, Candiace Dillard, and Wendy Osefo were troopers, as were New Jersey's Dolores Catania and Jennifer Aydin and Salt Lake City's Monica Garcia and Meredith Marks. (Atlanta's Kenya Moore and Kandi Burress, and NJ's Teresa Giudice were whisked away halfway through the press line. As were the Vanderpump trio of Lisa Vanderpump and the Toms Schwartz and Sandoval, though the latter duo posed for selfies with just about every journalist they've ever met.) —KF |
Why They Do It: "This woman started crying today talking to me about a time when she had postpartum depression," Ashley Darby told me. "She saw that I had postpartum depression, and she watched how I got through it. Those moments are what make the show so rewarding for me." Last year, I moderated one of the RHONJ panels and Dolores Catania was on stage with her ex, Frank. This year she was walking the red carpet with her new partner, Paulie. "Things change," she said, laughing. Perhaps no Bravo show gets as much fan interaction as RHONJ, given how much is leaked in the press about the drama happening between the cast, especially Teresea Giudice and sister-in-law Melissa Gorga. But for all those poison darts fired from audiences, Catania feels grounded at BravoCon: "I want a picture with every single person here. I want that physical hug. Like, thank you for watching the show. Thank you for being a part of our life."—KF |
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