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Thanksgiving Goofing With Guthrie Great Ones, this song is called GreatStuffToday.com, and it’s about Great Stuff, and … well, today.
But GreatStuffToday.com is not the name of the e-zine. That’s just the name of the song, and that’s why I called the song GreatStuffToday.com.
You can get anything you want at GreatStuffToday.com.
You can get anything you want at GreatStuffToday.com.
Click right in, it’s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track.
You can get anything you want at GreatStuffToday.com.  | Now it all started a little more than two Thanksgivings ago … that’s a little more than two years ago before Thanksgiving … when the Great Stuff Team and I went up to visit our publisher at Banyan Hill.
But my publisher doesn’t live at Banyan Hill, he lives in church nearby Banyan Hill, in a bell tower with his wife and Fasha the dog.
(Not really … but that’s what we’re going with…)
And livin’ in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin’ all that room, they decided that they didn’t have to take out their stock market memes for a long time.
When we got up there, we found all the stock market memes in there, and we decided it’d be a friendly gesture for us to take the memes down to the city dump.
So, we took the half a ton of memes, put them in the back of a red Tesla Model 3, took Photoshop and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the mainstream financial media.
Well, we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across CNBC — aka the dump — saying: “Closed on Thanksgiving.” We had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes, we drove off into the sunset, looking for another place to put the memes.
We didn’t find one.
Until we came up with a brilliant idea off the side of a side road. At the bottom of a 15-foot cliff was another pile of memes. And we decided that one big pile was better than two little piles, and rather than throw ours down, we decided to bring that one up…
That’s what we did. And Great Ones … we started a movement. The GreatStuffToday.com Stock-Market-Meme-Making Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar. With feeling…
You can get anything you want at GreatStuffToday.com.
You can get anything you want at GreatStuffToday.com.
Click right in, it’s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track.
You can get anything you want at GreatStuffToday.com.
That was horrible.
If you want to make massive profits and gargantuan gains and stuff, you gotta sing loud. I’ve been writing Great Stuff for nearly three years now. I could write it for another twenty-five years.
I’m not proud ... or tired.
So, we’ll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four-part options trading and feeling…
Wait. What in tarnation did I just read?
Yeah, that was a lot of Arlo Guthrie, wasn’t it? Let me explain… 
Growing up in Kentucky, we didn’t get all that many radio stations. But WEBN out of Cincinnati was one of the few. And every year on Thanksgiving, WEBN would play “Alice’s Restaurant” at precisely noon.
My parents, in their warped wisdom, decided that this would be our family tradition on Thanksgiving. A little ‘70s protest music before we headed into my grandmother’s house — presumably to prepare ourselves mentally to deal with in-laws.
Needless to say, it’s stuck with me all these years, and I punish — err, regale my family with encore performances every Thanksgiving, as is tradition.
And since I consider you Great Ones my family — well, most of you anyway — I couldn’t in good conscience leave you out this year.
So, if you need a little more armor and wherewithal before dealing with your own family this year, hum a few bars of GreatStuffToday.com or Alice’s Restaurant, and everything will be all right.
And if worse comes to worst, just show them a few Great Stuff memes … they’ll be sure to ask you to leave or have a seat on that bench marked “Group W.”
Either way, you win. Family looks out for family, after all.
On that note, I’m looking out for family this year and giving the Great Stuff Team today and tomorrow off. So, don’t expect to hear from us until Saturday, November 27.
It’ll be worth the wait. I promise.
All silliness aside, have a Great Stuffed Thanksgiving, everyone!
If there are any of your traditions we can parody next year, let us know at GreatStuffToday@BanyanHill.com.
And while you’re waiting for us to return on Saturday, why not chow down on some of the other Greatness from our friends here at Banyan Hill? Click here for a surprise that’s sweeter than round two at the dessert table.
Or, check out this half-a-ton of memes to keep you busy: Until next time, be Great!
Regards,
Joseph Hargett
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