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Happy Friday! No matter how old I get, I'll always enjoy a good cartoon, especially if it was on one of the big 3: Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, or Nickelodeon. The sheer joy I had when shows like Hey Arnold! or Rocko's Modern Life came on was unmatched. But one show that still sticks to this day is Spongebob Squarepants.

There's no other cartoon I quote as often as Spongebob. And I somehow manage to have one for any scenario. Talking about chocolate? "I remember when they first invented chocolate." Having pizza? "How am I supposed to eat this without my DRINK?" And whenever Trump opens his mouth, like a knee-jerk reaction, I go, "Oh brother, this guy STINKS!" It encapsulates my feelings perfectly. With love, Amatullah (A Goofy Goober) 🍍

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5 Winning Investments for the Trump Era

Garrett here... You may already have some gold coins or even a shiny bar tucked away somewhere. It's not a bad idea.  But what if I told you there's a gold investing strategy that outperformed physical gold by 5X last year? And based on this year's results so far, it's on track to do even better. So, whether you're a long-time gold fan or just starting out, you won't want to miss this.  Click here to get my gold-related investing strategy that leaves physical gold in the dust. Best, Garrett Goggin, CFA Chief Analyst & Founder, Golden Portfolio P.S. If you missed this mornings blog post "Physical Gold is Gone" you can read it here. In it I highlight the physical gold shortages, rising demand, and upcoming financial instability. While owning physical gold (rather than futures or ETFs) is the great hedge against the coming monetary crisis, these five highly sought-after gold opportunity are on track to outperform physical gold again in 2025. Golden Portfolio © 2025 201 N US Highway 1 STE D10 #1197 Jupiter, FL 33477   unsubscribe

U.S. Department of Justice Tax Update

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Houston Man Indicted for Employment Tax Crimes

01/31/2025 07:00 AM EST

A federal grand jury in Houston returned an indictment charging a Texas man with not paying to the IRS taxes that his company withheld from employees' paychecks.  

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Offices of the United States Attorneys   You are subscribed to Project Safe Childhood news updates. This information has recently been updated, and is now available. Jacksonville Man Indicted For Attempting To Entice And Meet An 11-Year-Old Child To Engage In Sexual Activity 01/31/2025 07:00 AM EST Jacksonville, Florida – United States Attorney Roger B. Handberg announces the return of an indictment charging Noel Daniel Simonca (47, Jacksonville) with attempting to entice a minor child to engage in sexual activity. If convicted, Simonca faces a minimum penalty of 10 years, up to life, in federal prison and a potential lifetime term of supervised release. Simonca was arrested on January 19, 2025.  Sumter County Man Arrested For Obscene Visual Representations Of Child Sexual Abuse 01/31/2025 07:00 AM EST Ocala, Florida – United States Attorney Roger B. Handberg announces the arrest of Corey Wilkerson (30, Lake Panasoffkee) on an indictment charging him with possession of obscene visual representations of the sexual abuse of children. If convicted, Wilkerson faces up to 20 years in federal prison.   You have received this e-mail because you have asked to be notified of changes to the Offices of the United States Attorneys website. GovDelivery is providing this service on behalf of the Executive Office for United States Attorneys, Department of Justice, 950 Pennsylvania Ave., NW · Washington, DC 20530 · 202-514-2000 and may not use your subscription information for any other purposes. Manage your Subscriptions | Department of Justice Privacy Policy  | GovDelivery Privacy Policy Follow the Offices of the United States Attorneys on Twitter: @USAttorneys

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